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Mary Crowell's Patreon: Year Four

by Mary Crowell

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Lyrics: The Library Song Copyright 2017 by Mary Crowell Verse: There’s a place you can go to buy a tote, Borrow some books; you can sign up to vote. There are newspapers and big magazines. Old and the young come—all ages between. Thank your librarian today (cause they’re doing well) Donate some cash or books. Show them and tell All of the world that they’re great (‘cause they are.) You’ll go farther here than you will in your car. At the Library. Chorus At the computers folks are looking for jobs, Typing up sermons, and corn on the cob— Recipes. Activities In the technology room, And people find out—not assume ‘Cause they’re at the library reading. they’re at the library reading. Verse: It’s Tuesday—the Book-Sale is full swing. Linda’s pricing books that people will bring. Dale has his cart, and he’s sorting them all While the Gardener’s kiosk is prepping for Fall. Thank your librarian today (cause they’re doing well) Donate some cash or books. Show them and tell All of the world that they’re great (‘cause they are.) You’ll go farther here than you will in your car. At the Library. Chorus At the computers folks are looking for jobs, Typing up sermons, and corn on the cob— Recipes. Activities In the technology room, And people find out—not assume ‘Cause they’re at the library reading. they’re at the library reading. Bridge: What fires you up? Do research to know Maybe in three nineties with Rainbow Crow. Or seven eighties for Music and Dance Or checking out Fiction for a fiery romance. Or two oh two point three for the opposite of Heaven Heaven. And fire safety’s in three sixty-three point thirty-seven. The Library is the place for finding fire, Bb F You can think and learn to your heart’s desire At the library! They’re shelf-reading while sitting in the floor. Grand folks are bringing kids in through the door. The Teens in the teen room are looking for lore— A thriving community. That’s what it’s for! Thank your librarian today (cause they’re doing well) Donate some cash or books. Show them and tell All of the world that they’re great (‘cause they are.) You’ll go farther here than you will in your car. At the Library. Chorus At the computers folks are looking for jobs, Typing up sermons, and corn on the cob— Recipes. Activities In the technology room, And people find out—not assume ‘Cause they’re at the library reading. They’re at the library reading. At the library, library, library, At the library!
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Belugaladriel Copyright 2011 by Mary Crowell and Simon Crowell (Half in major half in minor) Belugaladriel, Belugaladriel, She is an elven maid Who can become a whale. Belugaladriel, Belugaladriel, Who is her father? Well, that’s another tale. One day she took a swim. One day she took a swim. She met a dolphin elf The dolphin’s name was Tim. The two, they had a fight. The two, they had a fight. It doesn’t matter who was wrong ‘Cause neither one was right. They argued ‘bout her ears. They argued ‘bout her ears. Then swam to a local bar To drown away their tears. She wondered ‘bout his feet. She wondered ‘bout his feet. Cursed with red polka dots By wizard’s foul deceit. She found a golden ring. She found a golden ring. It whispered while she held it up And then began to sing. She threw it in the sea. She threw it in the sea. It was a wishing djinni ring Who wanted to be free. This song may never end; this song may never end. The folks that have may heard too much Don’t wanna be my friend. Belugaladriel, Belugaladriel One day I’ll write another verse, But that’s another tale.
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Mr. Cauldron EZ Brew Copyright 2017 by Mary Crowell Dedicated to Paul Lenoue who suggested the topic and came up with the title [Driving quote is by Samantha on Bewitched] Mr. Cauldron EZ Brew, Brew a lover—make him true. I don’t need a Darrin—just a guy Who won’t ask me to drive when I can fly. Mr. Cauldron Tech Support, 'wish my time for waiting short. I’ve turned it off and on again, But when I brew, I just can’t win. Interlude: Your call is quite important as our texting bot will tell you. We’ve run out of personnel for all of you to yell to. There’s no one here with know-how. That’s really kind of sad. Our crew’s all toads and newts now. And all of them sky clad. Bridge: Darwood, who needs him? Give me a coffee with a Bippity Bim. Darwood, look at this guy! Making me drive, when I wanna fly! Mr. Cauldron, I’ve found out A happy thing to smile about. The coffee that you brew makes great Caffeine homunculi to date. Mr. Cauldron EZ Brew, Brew a lover—make him true. I don’t need a Darrin—just a guy “After all, why should I learn how to drive, when I already know how to fly?”
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C’est Excellent Pour La Santé Copyright 2018 by Mary Crowell Chorus: Je sais que tu sais que je sais, C’est une question de goût. Dans ma jeunesse, dans ma jeunesse Je mange les riches. Je mange les riche. C’est excellent pour la santé I’ll take some haricot verts. That means Green beans. Toss with la beurre to share Don’t shudder— That’s butter . . . Chorus Je sais que tu sais que je sais, C’est une question de goût. Dans ma jeunesse, dans ma jeunesse Je mange les riches. Je mange les riche. C’est excellent pour la santé Bridge: L’homme du Fortune Oui! Le grand monsieur Will go nicely with les carottes Julienned for sure. The pauvre and the poor Oh! Ils l’adorent! Oh! Lock your door ‘cuz Chorus Le sang of his heart on your plate. The cheddar Tastes better Such things will flocculate With rennet Just spin it! Chorus Chorus in English: I know that you know that I know It’s just a question of taste. In my youth, Oh, in my youth I eat the rich,. I eat the rich. It’s excellent for the health. Chorus C’est Excellent! C’est Excellent! C’est Excellent! C’est Excellent! Pour la santé!
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Tempting Fate Copyright 2019 by Mary Crowell Oh, I’m tempting Fate. I don’t feel she’s gotten out enough lately She’s been sewing other people’s shrouds for them ‘Thought I’d ask her out on a whim. And see if she’d like to hang out with me and Lady Luck Who’s dealing cards and out of *** to give. She’ll live and let live What else to do with rogues and bards That poor girl she’s been working too hard. Oh, I’m tempting Fate. She’s been missing out on all the fun lately Needs to be with all the saints and the sinners. Sometimes nobody’s the winner These legends of muses of Greece and the Nords Have a way of getting bored, my friend. Knowing the story’s end. What else to do with rogues and bards Those poor gals have been working too hard. But, I’ve been tempting Fate She sent me spoilers. Oh honey, they’re great. I can no longer have my hopes or fears I bought her a heavy pair of shears. We play a drinking game called “Prophecy” Happens when she goes out with me. I’m sunk ‘Cause I’m the one who got Fate drunk. Bless the hearts of rogues and bards Those poor Joes are working hard. Oh, I’m tempting Fate. I don’t feel she’s gotten out enough lately She’s been sewing other people’s shrouds for them ‘Thought I’d ask her out on a whim.
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Lunar Eclipse Copyright 2019 by Mary Crowell Chorus: The moon doesn’t care She’s drawing on the sleeves of the earth Takes his robe, as he nibbles on her lobe And my worldly thoughts Are eclipsed by the Moment. You are bright and round, And darling you drown All the world in your sweet silver light. The shadow we throw You take and you sew into a pumpkin shawl that brings joy in this night. ‘Get up from writing notes, Peek through the jamb, button up my coat To watch you turn our darkness into gold. Looking up from my place At your beauty there in space That is an honor that shall never get old. Chorus Bridge: The earth and the moon Are dancing to tunes That Kepler could only imagine. I’m gazing up high At this opal in our sky. Gracing the solar pageant. Chorus Twenty minutes will slide On this clear night you glide Through the sky with your darkening dress We’re snuggled between To watch you. We lean In…. and sweet kisses we press. Chorus
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Bump went something in the cellar Copyright 2019 by Mary C. Crowell Written Tuesday April 16, 2019 and Thursday April 18, 2019 Bump went something in the cellar. We went down there together. A skitter above us And then a slam Does nobody love us Or give a damn? We’re trapped with something in the cellar. We’re trapped down here all together. We’re gamers and good ones And here’s our dice I understand once You make it twice Refrain One: Bump— Bump— Bump in the cellar. Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump in the cellar. If I were the noise in the cellar (cellar) I wouldn’t take us on when we’re together (uh uh) Make us split up 'Cause then we're weak I’d cook us for supper Served up with leeks. Why stalk the noise in the cellar (cellar)? Party—get out XP together (Mm mm) A skitter. It’s near us. And then a roar. I wish that it feared us What’s a fighter for? We’ll need our cleric in the cellar (cellar) Fights go better together. (Mm mm) The tiles always run red We rarely talk To ochers and undead That ooze or walk. Bump does something in the cellar (cellar) So we all message together (Mm mm) A skitter. We found it! And then our mage Cast something and bound it. It’s in a cage. We’ve dealt with the noise in the cellar (cellar) Should have never locked us down here together (uh uh) A rogue and a lock-pick A killing spree Before the old clock ticks We’re out and free. Bump went something in the cellar.

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Mary Crowell's Patreon: Year Four is a collection of almost all Mary Crowell's Patreon projects from the fourth year of her Patreon (May 2018-May 2019).

IMPORTANT DECEMBER PROMOTIONAL OFFER: Mary Crowell's patrons on Patreon each receive a download code for Mary Crowell's Patreon: Year Four. If you pledge her Patreon page sometime during the month of December 2020, she will send you a free download code for this album. patreon.com/drmaryccrowell

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Mary Crowell Athens, Alabama

Mary Crowell is a singer/songwriter and piano teacher who loves mythology and playing Dungeons & Dragons.
Her Patreon is here: www.patreon.com/DrMaryCCrowell
She may be seen at science fiction and filk conventions performing and accompanying concerts on piano and occasionally clarinet.
Scattering Seeds on the Pomegranate Tour is her third solo album and is a mythic musical journey!
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