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Brooke's Construction Paper D&D (Patreon)

from Mary Crowell's Patreon: Year One by Mary Crowell

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Brooke Abbey runs a GREAT construction paper D&D campaign, and I wrote a song about it. I play Druppy Pog, a ninja puppy with dragon wings. Recently, Druppy has acquired a new power--she can fly like a chicken. I am about to put this song thing out on soundcloud, so I want to make sure you have your mp3 first.

Simon Crowell joins me on vocals for this one and really fills out the sound very nicely! (Proud of him!) This one is an earworm I think--at least we haven't been able to stop singing the chorus over and over. I wake up and discover it has been looping over and over in my brain the entire time I was asleep.

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Brooke’s Construction Paper D&D
Copyright 2016 by Mary Crowell


Verse One
C’mon get together
Find an empty table.
Gather at conventions.
When our schedules say we’re able.
OSHA Standards DISCO
Turns out to be no fable.
Construction paper D and D.

Verse Two:
Vixy’s cleric’s postal.
Simon’s Chef will bellow [KHAN!!!]
Tasha’s elf likes no one;
Napromancer’s feeling mellow.
Valolwyn has treasure
Darkly’s a private fellow.
Construction paper D and D.

Bridge:
Ask Greg and Miss Honeybee
Construction Paper D and D
You will roll all your dice
Most of you die
Some will have pie
Sometimes I lie ‘bout.

Chorus:
Construction Paper D and D (Construction)
You know that it will prob’ly be (Your destruction)
Construction Paper D and D (Construction)
You know that it will prob’ly be (Your destruction)


Verse Three:
Bring dice and some pencils--
Plus a sense of humor.
Alligator costume?
No that’s, just some bunny’s rumor
Hail Pie Wizard’s lasers!
Some may just meet their doom here.
Construction paper D and D.

Chorus X2

[Descant during end choruses]
Whoa Oh Oh Oh!
Corn golems don’t walk too slow.
Whoa Oh Oh Oh!
Seanan plays He Who Walks Behind Rows.
Whoa Yay Eee Yay!
Brooke’s gonna get you anyway.
We’re playing D&D;
Ask Greg and Miss Honey Bee!

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from Mary Crowell's Patreon: Year One, released June 3, 2017
Mary Crowell vocals and keyboard and other MIDI instruments via Logic Pro 9 and Simon Crowell on back up vocals

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Mary Crowell Athens, Alabama

Mary Crowell is a singer/songwriter and piano teacher who loves mythology and playing Dungeons & Dragons.
Her Patreon is here: www.patreon.com/DrMaryCCrowell
She may be seen at science fiction and filk conventions performing and accompanying concerts on piano and occasionally clarinet.
Scattering Seeds on the Pomegranate Tour is her third solo album and is a mythic musical journey! ... more

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