Vinegar did not catch the fly, so we tried a little honey. (And some smoking saxophone!)
(Campaign: The Unforgiven)


Oh, Milo
© 2002 by Mary Crowell
Oh Ohh, Milo!
You've had a bad bad evening, I know.
They roughed you up and then they brought you to me.
There now! You tremble. I'm so gentle you see.
And Oh Ohh, Milo, I'm your friend, don't you know?

Oh Ohh, Milo!
I wanna know know know what you know!
Oh, yes I know information ain't free,
But, I can help you. Make it easy for me.
And Oh Ohh, Milo, I'm your friend, yes you know.

I know you saw them drag him away,
When my friends asked you, you wouldn't say
Where they were taking the priest that day.
But you'll tell
When I say
The word.

Oh Ohh, Milo!
You've been a bad bad boy, you know!
You think you're safe out there on the street,
But down here, honey, you're just fresh meat.
And Oh Ohh, Milo,
We're good friends, don't you know.
It's really kind of you to agree.
You're such a good man, now tell me your fee.
Oh, yes I'll pay you. I'm honest you see.
Now I think,
I'll say
The word.

Oh Ohh, Milo!
It is not safe out there, don't you know.
Here have a sip of this drink from my vial.
Why don't you go off to sleep for a while.
And Oh Ohh, Milo,
I'm your friend don't you know.

Why don't you go off to sleep for a while.
Why don't you go off to sleep for a while.
Why don't you go off to sleep for a while.
And Oh Ohh, Milo,
He's my friend. Yes, you know.


from Acolytes of the Machine & Other Gaming Stories, released October 1, 2012
Mary Crowell - vocals, piano
Jeff Bohnhoff - acoustic bass, drum programming
Chris French - tenor sax
Maya Bohnhoff - backing vocals



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Mary Crowell Athens, Alabama

Mary Crowell is a singer/songwriter and piano teacher who loves mythology and playing Dungeons & Dragons.
She may be seen at science fiction and filk conventions performing and accompanying concerts on piano and occasionally clarinet.
Scattering Seeds on the Pomegranate Tour is her third solo album and is a mythic musical journey!
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