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What Shall I Do With My Players?

from I Have Missed You at My Table by Mary Crowell

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    Mary Crowell has returned to Mystic Fig studio to work with Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff. I Have Missed You at My Table is her fourth solo album and is a second jazzy love letter to gaming. Consider it the heir to Crowell's 2012 release, Acolytes of the Machine & Other Gaming Stories.

    releases May 27, 2022

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    Produced, engineered and mixed by Jeff Bohnhoff at Mystic Fig Studio
    Arrangements by Mary Crowell and Jeff Bohnhoff
    Mastered by Justin Weis at Trakworx
    Album art by Starr Weems
    Album Layout by Misty Granade

    All songs written by Mary Crowell except the following:
    “Evil Dice Tango” (lyrics by Ian Badcoe and Mary Crowell; music by Mary Crowell)
    “The Xbox Makes You Antisocial” (lyrics by Lilium Crowell and Mary Crowell; music by Mary Crowell)

    Back up vocals by Maya Bohnhoff on "What's the DM Gonna Do, When I. was a Little Rat (Full Company,) Evil Dice Tango, Hat of Disguise, and When I. was a Little Rat (Vincent and Temple,)

    Back up vocals by Amanda Bohnhoff on "Evil Dice Tango"

    Violin/Fiddle by Amy McNally on "Hat of Disguise" and "Why I Was Late (the Pony Song)"

    Cello by Betsy Tinney on "The Tiniest Bit of the Powder"

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The dungeon master has a little trouble preparing a session for an epic level party.

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What Shall I Do With My Players
(Copyright 2017 by Mary C Crowell)

What Shall I Do with my players?
They all think they're powerful slayers.
They've slapped around all the things that they've found
Whether monsters or just nay sayers.

Now that their levels are epic,
Planning has made me dyspeptic 
It's not enough just to make it more tough.
Sending them after more relics

How much flavor text should I put in?
How To make it feel fresh when they win?
These are the thoughts--in my brain they spin.
What Shall I Do with my players?

What Shall I Do at this session?
And here is my little confession.
Their butts in the chair mean that I have to care.
And that's thrown me into depression.

I worry that they all will grow bored
So I make up these sessions, and Oh lord--
The crazy shit they make up 
themselves in that tale Is the part that goes well.

Players want entertainers
Who give them all loot and no-brainers.
Put them back in time or forward past their prime
Or hell, send them all extra planar.

What Shall I Do with my players?
They all think they're powerful slayers. (And they're right.)
They've slapped around all the things that they've found
Whether monsters or just nay sayers.
What Shall I Do with my Players?

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from I Have Missed You at My Table, released May 27, 2022
Mary Crowell- Lead and backing vocals, keyboards, drum programming
Jeff Bohnhoff- Guitar, bass, drum programming

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Mary Crowell Athens, Alabama

Mary Crowell is a singer/songwriter and piano teacher who loves mythology and playing Dungeons & Dragons.
Her Patreon is here: www.patreon.com/DrMaryCCrowell
She may be seen at science fiction and filk conventions performing and accompanying concerts on piano and occasionally clarinet.
Scattering Seeds on the Pomegranate Tour is her third solo album and is a mythic musical journey! ... more

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